Lets get two things straight here...first off...myself personally can't pay for Bud Light...it's in my genes if you knew my dad...I like it's cheaper blue canned cousin...so what I'm trying to say is that yes...I am pissed off too that the hat is not Busch Light Cardboard...secondly...I'm pushing it out you turds...I really don't have a gut that rolls over my shorts...if I do I shall immediatly quit my job, drink lots of beer, and set out to become really fat.