If it took me more than 99 weeks of searching to find a job, I'd turn to a life of crime to pay my bills and rationalize it by saying "they" made me do it.

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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames