Originally Posted By: Todd

A 3D television tuned to FoxNews, with the channel changer knob busted off, volume permanently tuned to maximum...a box of hammers (to put next to the coffee table to remind the winner that they have something to aspire to, being smarter than the box, if they try real hard)...a "DittoHead" T-shirt, complete with cigar burnholes on the front, and the dates and locations of the 2010 Tea Party Tour on the back.
Todd


LMAO... You forgot a keyboard with only two keys, the X and the C, and the CTRL-key permanently depressed.
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