A couple years back, my g/f's family was moving from Gresham down to Dallas. After renting several huge-ass trucks, and packing them to the brim... there was still tons of stuff in the house. New buyers were throwing a party in it that night...so it HAD to be empty, or pay a fee...

g/f's step dad pulled out the lap top, and stated, "anything you want, free, has to be gone this afternoon"

Not 30. min later, a van full of Russian dudes, fresh off sturgeon fishing the Big C, rolls up and takes charge of the situation. They got a small hot tub, big ass trampoline, and a 40" tube TV into that van on the first trip. Then, several of the dudes posted up outside, and kept new arrivers from getting anything. Van pulled back up, they loaded it again... and repeated the process several times. Even took the flower pots w/ plants scattered around the yard





My neighbor had a big hot tub that hadn't worked for years. Full of green water, leaves, etc... he was complaining about having to haul it off and pay dump fees.
I said, "Put it on Craigslist"
"Nobody will take THAT" he replied.
"The hell with Take... someone will PAY for that thing, watch..." I dared him.

"Broken Hot Tub, Don't Know What's Wrong = $100"
- Gone in two days