14. Make the Boss a birftday cake, on his special day. Make sure to to attach a hand made card, telling him what a good Boss he is, and how fortunate you are to have such an employer. (Seen it done)

15. Light the Boss' smokes for him. (Seen it done)

16. Do not feel bad for being called a suckass. Everyone who calls you that will be laid off long before you, regardless of real skill.