Golf is the art of hitting a wee ball into a small hole with equipment ill suited to the purpose. I'm not sure how any sport or game can be gay or ghey or not if it lacks any same sex sexual connotation.

I've never so much as swung a golf club at a golf ball, and watching gold on TV looks a lot like watching paint dry. I think I'd rather paint something. I did play putt-putt gold a couple times during my teens when we ventured up to the big city.

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