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So I place an add last week offering up turkey poults, turkey eggs, and pheasant eggs. I start getting calls.

Can you hold the eggs for a week? "No, the eggs will have gone bad by then."

Can you feed them for a week? "Sure, pay for feed in advance, or pay $3 more per bird."

Can I pay part now, part later? "No."

I'd really like some eggs next week. "Great, call back when you are ready."

My incubator isn't clean. "Great, clean it, get it going, come get eggs" Well.........

Really, if I could track them down, there would be a bit of a body count. I might even make the news.

One guy couldn't even talk. Literally, he spoke clear english in spurts. He kept on forgetting what he was saying, lost his train of thought more than three times. I swear I heard him breathing out of his mouth. Maybe he was pausing to lick the window.

If the [censored] hits the fan, we really need to do some culling, quickly.