Here's my Funny Craigslist story. I just recently advertised a Gun safe for sale, this safe weighs a Half ton and is HUGE 60 X 32X 24. Within minutes I get a response that this guy want's to buy it
"would you take 1400.00 dollars"? I said sure why not. He then tells me he's going to swing by on Saturday to pick it up. I told him to bring lots of muscle with him, he's going to need it. The next day he shows up with his Wife and an older Toyota corolla liftback. I invite him in to look at it, at this point he's still thinking he's going to move it and some how fit it into his Toy. He then asks if I'll take a personal check for it?

I said of course NOT! If you want me told hold it for you, I'll take a hundred dollar non refundable deposit. He said he'll be back with the Hun after he goes to the cash machine. Well he doesn't come back or call, the following day I sold it to another guy.

The following day I get an email saying that he has some cash and want's to swing by with his BIL who has a pickup. I replied back that the safe was now sold. He responds back with the following. YOU'RE A F'N AZZHOLE TO SELL THE SAFE WHEN YOU PROMISED IT TO ME! IT WAS A SHITTING SAFE ANYWAY!