Tye has worn that damn shock collar for two weeks now. Not once has he done anything that would warrent a zap. I took it off just before the party - mistake.


Smoked salmon has been on the foot stool within two feet of his bed for more than an hour. He has stared a hole in it but has made no effort to take it. I think I need an entire one of Bucket;s prime ribs for bait.