The government and their mixed messages crack me up.

"Alcohol is bad, but here's 4000 gallons of it to get you guys through the weekend."

If hard alcohol is legal, there is no reason it shouldn't be available everywhere beer and wine is.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames