You guys don't know hat you're missing!

Opening day is the greatest free-admission comedy show on earth. Check out Lake Ki!

A few years ago I got to witness a 300 lb woman and her 120 lb husband tip over a TINY little boat that they had been bickering in and bailing out all morning.

Last year I saw a family of about 12 people in a 12 foot aluminum boat going around proudly netting up the little trout that other people had guthooked, killed and released. They all stringered limits without ever casting a line.

That night I saw a drunk guy fall out of his boat with the trolling motor still running.

You don't know what you're missing.