somethingsmellefishy,

Here's the best joke this year:

So this guy takes his buddy out to Lake Ki for the opener and they go in his canoe. The guy with the canoe is pretty good in a longboat, but the buddy-boy has never been in one.

They proceed to catch 40 fish in the first two hours and get cocky and start talking about how they will leave when they get to 75 fish.

Well, they start hootin and hollerin when they finally get #75 in the boat (it's about 12:30 pm now) and it's a big deal to them. Not 30 seconds after the hootin and hollering begins there's a loud splash and you can kinda hear the word "sh1t" bubble up through the cold waters of Lake Ki.

Buddy-Boy in the bow leaned over to port side and both jackasses went ass over teakettle outta the canoe. Funnies thing I saw all day and I had the best seat in the house.......the stern of the canoe.