Originally Posted By: CedarR
Go to WalMart. Park for free. Be greeted by a friendly senior citizen as you enter. Push your way through the "People of WalMart", which is easier to do if you avoid the cookies, snacks, and $5 dvd aisles. Near the back of the store, you'll find sporting goods and all the bass and walleye gear you could ever want. You don't want any of it, so keep going until you come to the wall shelving where boxes of hip boots are displayed. Hip boots are all you need; you're a bank fisherman, how deep does the bank get! Now, you have to make a decision... nylon w/rubber boot, or rubber w/rubber boot. At checkout you'll be out about $25, but you will have earned enough air miles to fly from one end of Boeing Field to the other. Also, you will have saved enough to pay for a couple trips to Emergency following riverbank falls. BFD, you don't have osteoporosis, do you? Just remember, it's the riverbank that's slippery, not your WalMart Boots. Good luck.

And DO NOT make eye contact with the horny fat chicks or you will never be heard from again.
I think Cedar's been captured and is being forced to lure in new "subjects".
In fact, I'm sure of it or he would have posted the WARNING.
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