I'm with stam.

WTF has a pet tarpon?

If you take your pet elk out for a walk in November, you shouldn't be surprised if somebody shoots it. If you have a pet tarpon, you shouldn't be surprised if someone casts to it.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames