Sparky may have promised you a possum skin hat... but I bet when push comes to shove, he saves that possum for fly tying dubbing.

Makes me wonder.... how's he getting his possums? Trapping is illegal these days.. what's he doing? Putting feed in the middle of a road, removing the speed limit signs at either end of the road and later picking up the flat possums???

hmmm.... maybe I should switch to possums too. A mouse ran over in the road is too hard to scrape up. Possums... at least they have that long tail to yank them up by.

I've heard that shining a light in a possums eyes will make them freeze. Maybe he put a bunch of flashlights in the roads to keep them there until they get run over.

Watch out. That hat may have Dunlap tread marks on it.