Timber,

I had a maple and alder that were of the "school marm" persuasion. An arborist once told me that with all such trees, one or both inevitably fail and fall. If I picked the wrong side, I'll just whack the remaining one some day. But I'm gonna' see how they do for a while first. I have some more tree work that I may need an arborist's help with. Or maybe just a gutsy faller. Got spurs and a climbing belt?

Nice try at the onomatopoeia!

Sg