To KK.......Sweetheart, Grow the FU!
While I attack entities that deceive or outright lie, you attack people. Because your dipshittyness (a word for Dan) mostly goes unchecked, I've made an exception for you and your ilk, and will likely continue to do so. You have to ability to impress, at least on the surface...beyond that I have seen no evidence of anything above your shoulders in any sort of working order.
I don't give a good gawd damn whether you were required to suckle until age 20, or sleep with goats, or play with blow-ups, or whatever it is that makes you so charming, at some point your blame game about your personal choices needs to end.

or not.

I'm thinking you only have one crease across your palm......right?