Only a bonafide Piscatard would have a $28k truck with another $12k in it that doesn't run because it needs a new engine and transmission, altho it does have a $2k stereo. Can't make this sh!t up! Redhook, yer dummer than anyone I've ever known or met, and I grew up in hillbilly country where there were some Neanderthals. But they were geniuses compared to what you bring to the table.

As for Subie Outbacks, I have a 2000 that just turned 170k mi, and it runs just fine. Why doesn't yours? What is it that you have 3 rigs that can't move under their own power? Do you even begin to recognize the dipshitedness of that?