I was under my truck one day and saw some shoes coming up the driveway. Asked the guy what he wanted(I was still under the truck) and he was trying to sell me a security system. Told him I had a dog for that. He said that's not good enough. I said it will be good enough for you. He left.
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would the boy you were be proud of the man you are

Growing old ain't for wimps
Lonnie Gane