Damn-it.

Mrs. Twitch will be nearing burst stage around that time. Probably shouldn't be 9 hours away. She'd be pissed if she had to drive herself to the hospital.

Ya'll have fun. And if you're riding with Andy, try not to flip over backwards in your seat as he pulls away from the ramp and tries to dodge a pissed-off local. You can't help him avoid the other boat when your feet are pointed at the sky and your head is on the rowers foot brace.

And don't forget, hard boiled eggs make great close range egg spackle out of a tater gun