I had a Lab that ate four feet of wiring that was still plugged in. I was at school during the day and, when I got home, I couldn't figure out why my lamp wasn't working.
_________________________
In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.