I think we should have a mod for a day contest.

The contest is, what would the first thing you would do as a mod be?

Best answer wins...no $hit!

It cannot be a simple answer, like I'd ban so and so, build on your reasoning detailing why you would do what you would do, give me something to work with...like I said, best answer wins.
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