Mine: 1. I got booted off of an internet bulletin board for insinuating that a moderator was an asshole. (Yeah, me.)
2. My mouse stopped working at work so I called IT and they brought a new one to me.

Yours?
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"Give me the anger, fish! Give me the anger!"

They call me POODLE SMOLT!

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