Thoroughly amusing rant from FP who maintains the filthiest website on the world wide web.

Let's see, my 1st world problem is the sophisticated expensive remote (that knows more than I) that's supposed to run my home AV system. Couldn't get the Blu Ray setting to play a Netflix DVD last weekend, so had to play it on regular DVD setting. I have no idea what's going on with the darn thing. I need to get a 14 year old foster kid who can maintain all my household electronic crap, AV system, cell phone, GPS, etc.