Awesome thread. It is very funny, but it is more common than you would expect and I have seen terrible "work" in places that humans inhabit or work in.

As an engineering consultant, I can only cringe looking at this. Because I know that this guy is going to get popped by the building official, and then call someone like me and say: "Building officiar terr me I need engineeling stamp on my sructuh. I onry have $150 dorra, he terr me you just have to rook at it and give stamp and retter of approvar."

Fortunately I have figured out how to deal with these clients. I ask for the $150 as a retainer, spin my chair around 5 times and hand them a match book.



(Sorry in advance for the offensive Engrish usage for those of you who like to get offended.)