Now I won't say it will work for those skanky fish, but it does work for other sammins.
It was intended for ham and adapts very well to sammin.
http://www.azlwebdesign.com/marketsupply/cart/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=105

It was also a big freakin secret for a long time amongst a certain group of foodies. Actual recipes are still secret.

That Sky Guy character will no doubt need heavy-handed moderation.

Hey Pak, how do you like my sig ?