Actually, You are the one who continually sounds retarded. A personal inventory isn't in the cards for you, however. Perhaps because you are some kind of minion leader? Have you seen any mermaids lately? Got some pics of their ass? Merg is in your area, maybe he would be willing to give you a few lessons. You are capable of learning, aren't you? Or are you just a special kind of stupid?
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