Educate yourself. If you are not happy with your station in life, upgrade your skill set. While it might not allow you to break into the top 1-10%, it should move you up the scale. Plan #2, marry one of the 1%'s slutty daughters.
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"Give me the anger, fish! Give me the anger!"

They call me POODLE SMOLT!

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