Originally Posted By: cruzn99
go eat a cock cake since you love both.


I can visualize it. A lovely celebration cake, placed on a low table with phallic candles alit, and does Dan want to blow them out, no, he chooses to push the table, with candles ablaze under the drapes.

Now, Dan is happy.
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