Short dudes are smarter, tougher, and bang hotter chicks more frequently than taller guys.

Oh and Chuck you need not rag me about AC/DC.
I had every cassette they ever put out including the overseas versions and I've seen them 3 times live back in the day.

Then out of nowhere, in a moment of stupidity, when I was older, I gave away all of the cassettes and pitched my bong collection.

Short guys are also more irrational then taller guys.