Collage has become a place to send your kids when the kid doesn't know what the hell he/she will do next and the parents want them out.

So what's wrong with that? At 18 who knows what they want to do?

It is a day care for adult bodies with adolescent brains.

That's why we called junior college "high school with ash trays."

It often times is the only answer for many when the parents thought it was cute little Franky wanted to be a fire fighter when he grows up and then they missed the part where he grew up.

If parents took the collage tuition.
Invested it wisely.
Their kids could retire at 50 without working.

I doubt that. When I attended college the tuition ranged from $66 to $188 a quarter.