So people move to your town because they're old cu,nts wh can't get it up and have to buy their wives cars because they have limp dicks?

Got it.

Show up in Olympia or Shelton, go in a bar and call it a sh!t hole, you fuckin' old pussy.

Then call your dissatisfied wife from Mason General or St. Peters and tell her to come and pick your beaten old ass up.

She won't - because she'll be out with the new car finding someone whose cock works.