Elvis never gets off I-5 because he's afraid he'd get his mouthy ass kicked for being such a cu.nt.

So he hangs out at home and his wife goes off in the new car to find someone to make her come..............probably in Olympia.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames