Do people not remember contrails in the sky 40 years ago? Were they chemtrailing us then, or is this something new?

Off by a decade?

Are gnomes flying these planes?

Probably only on the SFO to OME route.

What are they chemtrailing us with?

A metal oxide that seems to be having an adverse effect on reading comprehension....

Is sasquatch involved in any way?

Rich should be along from another dimension to answer that in 3, 2, 1....