If Hamster got 600K for opening his piehole like Chelsea does, he'd put Bill Gates to shame.

But nobody would give a squirt of piss to hear what crapola Hamster has to say, so he get zero dollars for being the windbag he is.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames