You mad, bro'....or did your lapdog get up on your keyboard and bang that out? You start a dark side thread inviting the gang to your pity party and nobody shows up...did you expect anything else?
Look at the bright side, you didn't have to buy a business license, contractors license, insurance or pay sales tax, income tax or business and occupation tax, hell...she's the one doing you a favor by not paying.
The rest was just good clean dark side fun, watching you try to rally support and bond with TheQueen with mom jokes seemed desperate (low, btw) ..but fitting, as the only moms you two could ever bang would be your own.
Thanks for sharing like I said earlier.....we can all learn from your mistakes.
Good luck.....and enjoy your shiny new picture of that RV.