I'm thinking you might want to think about laying low, Rich.

All this posting you do is bound to garner some attention from the NSA, the FBI, the Secret Service, and who knows who else.

I bet the house slaps you hear are actually some sort of clandestine surveillance operation to read your thoughts and gather information about you and the people you associate with. Have you seen or heard anything strange - other than the regular gnomes and sasquatches - that could be government agencies keeping an eye on you?

Keep on your toes, and keep the info flowing to us.

I'm banking on this coming Tuesday not being the Tuesday. I have some sh!t I need to get done this weekend, and don't really have time to prepare. So holler right away if you get any dope on which Tuesday it will be.

Thanks