He's the most German looking man possibly ever and I'm like 99% German. Even funnier, he's Polish.

Bantam, his new little lady and I were having dinner the other night and the subject of heritage came up. They both discussed how their ancestral homelands made for interesting race mixes due to foreign imperialism and conquest. My only comment was being of German descent, I didn't understand what they are talking about.

Tom Brady's ancestry points back to a long line of butt-chined douchebags. In fact, the last name Brady roughly translates to "little whiny bitches who look like girly faggots with butt-chins". The more you know....