Yea - no. He wouldn't believe me.

To his credit, waaayyy back in the NYC 90's and while empty handed, he did face down a mugger that was beating up another guy with a basebat and got him to drop the bat and run off. For real. Seriously. He's tough, tough...bigly.

A baseball bat is kinda like an AR-15. Sort of....right?

Personally, AR-15's are just too much firepower for my tastes. That's why I like AR-10's. They're 5 powers less. Much smaller, less deadly, don't as kick much. I'm sensitive and bruise easily.