I hope this doesn't schit on your conspiracy theory...but sarcophogi are typically huge...not because of giant space Bigfoot gnomes that are buried inside, but because they contain the coffin...which then contains the embalmed carcass.

An 8' sarcophagous is probably 7 to 7 1/2 feet long on the inside, and contains a coffin that is probably 6 to 6 1/2 feet long on the inside...which contains a mummy, wearing a big mask, that is probably about 5 1/2 to 6 feet long, total.

But...back to your regularly scheduled space cadet launch angle. Maybe you will find your Transdimensional Gnome Bigfoot Spacemans when Trump's Space Farce gets up and rolling.

Fish on...

Todd