For instance...King Tut's sarcophagous is 9 feet long, and 9 feet tall, too...which makes it bigger than King Space Bigfoot Gnome's, by about 50%...and King Tut was not exactly King Space Bigfoot Gnome size...he was, in fact, about 5'11", which was actually a little tall for his time and place.

Speaking of relative sizes...you'd probably have to carve Trump's morbidly obese carcass into six pieces, and throw away three of them, to fit it inside King Space Bigfoot Gnome's coffin and sarcophagous.

As what is probably an obvious note, for most, but clearly not all...the only thing misleading here is that the spreaders of this particular conspiracy were misled into thinking their heads weren't firmly lodged in their asses.

I hope this helps.

Fish on...

Todd
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