My vote is for Uzebekistan and Kyrgyzstan.

Only because I have been there and you have not. I think a war would do them some good.

Ok, maybe not the actual war part, but seeing how they have no real planes, heavy mechanized units or an army of any sort, there won't be much loss of life.

Besides, we always love to come in AFTER the war and not only dump flaming metric butt-tons of money on them, we will pay to fully rebuild the place. They deserve the remodel.

I am neither 1/1024 Uzbek or Kyrg...uha.....fvcka...something orather, but I support this war!