First off, having a doctor perform the surgery is not the same as having a dirty Rabbi sucking the end of a baby's penis. But let's just set that aside because even it was, you are still wrong.

Citation required. I don't believe this 80% stat.

There were so few circumcised guys at my high school in Kirkland that we made fun of the cut kids for being homosexual because their glans was exposed in the shower. "Why you getting a boner in the shower next you me, you gay or something?"

Here is a map I found, looks like less than 80% are cut on the west coast.



This is Michaelangelo's David, widely considered to be the idealized male form and is what your dick should look like when not aroused by other men in the shower.





So some other group of filthy middle easterners does it too, OK then. No pork, no Alcohol, you have to cut the end of your dick off and then martyr yourself in a terrorist attack. Well durka durka mohommad jihad and sign me the fvck up Mohommad!