Finally someone makes a decent topic on this site! I'm glad you made it so I can post in it before my account gets NUKED on 11/11/18.

Might as well forget everything you've learned in school because the whole thing is a hoax. The Earth is flat. I've driven from Coast to Coast and it sure looks flat to me. I've flown from Seattle to China and there is no way China is underneath us, otherwise they'd fall off. The only way to unplug yourself from the Matrix and see the world the way that it really is, is by drinking delicious MALT LIQUOR out of 40oz glass bottles. MALT LIQUOR, the greatest beverage on God's Flat Earth!!1!