Zzzzzzzzzzing!!

No way. Kid Rock Bawitdabaa for Evo,and for Beezy,Debbie Gibson

Evo’s song should be ‘workin’ for the weekend’

that song bugs me now...

also this is more his style...

AKA....40 oz. Friday. EBT reloads yo! A reminder: steak is for taxpayers.

An undercard? I vote for midget wrastlin' in mandatory Mexican wrastlin' costumes!

Dan and who else?

I'm envisioning a blacked out arena with a single spot light shined high above center stage. The intro to "Back in Black" starts blasting through the PA....

Da!
Da-na-na!
Dun-na-na!
[guitar cord]
Da!
Da-na-na!
Dun-na-na!
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!

"Back in black, I hit the sack. I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes I am, let loose, from the noose, that's kept me hanging about"....

As Mexi Dan is slowly lowered down on WDFW's cherry picker. Lots of devil hand signs, single finger salutes and possibly a v-finger tongue wave to the crowd. He has a flamethrower, because of course. Hot chicks in thongs on either side.

How utter titts would that be?

I don't who his opponent could be, but it doesn't matter anyway, cuz' my money is on THAT GUY!

I think Evo will surprise some folks, take the fight into late rounds. He's watched and been associated with MMA dudes, I think Beezuz will come out too aggressive and Evo will exude patience and have decent take down defense. I haven't seen what Vegas has, but I'm guessing Beezuz at -135 or thereabouts.

I’ll tell you how I would win:

1. Throw a pack of meth and some gay porn on the ring floor.

2. Knee Evo’s head so hard it pops off.

I'm Sure you have plenty of both laying around...

Your mom said she would hook me up. She said she want me to teach you a lesson.

bruh...

Damn...

I wouldn't buy meth from her... Straight Ajax....

No wonder your heads sh!t...

On a serious not I know relatively little about both these guys,but Nate strikes me as the kind of guy who will stand his ground and I like that. Beezy likes to trash talk and I like that. So far though,y'all are selling wolf tickets.




The Click was for Nate,I know you like rap,and these guys were the sh!t back in the day.

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THE CLICK!!!... grew up on that sh!t....

fvck Chinese AKs tho, they are garbage... the MAK 90 is a fun gun tho....

I had a friend ,Brandon,grew up in the projects in Oakland. He turned me on to those guys. Love it.

This thread is finally delivering.

Watching two fat kids roll around in the dirt is starting to sound more interesting the longer this thread goes on.

Fish on...

Todd

Fat kids? One of them has the same build as '90 Mike Tyson. I can't remember which one, but I'm sure one of them will be by shortly to let us know

Lol. If I am fat, you are obese. My dad was an offensive lineman for University of Illinois. My family won the genetic lottery for size and power. We hardly feel pain, and never break bones. I don’t like to fight because I fear I will accidentaly kill someone. If Evotard wasn’t so relentlessly dumb, and call me a faggot regularly, I probably wouldn’t have challenged him. I like wrestling over throwing punches because if I was punching I bet I could end up in prison.

This just seems so appropriate.