From my college days!

Mag you hag,you sleazy slimy slut
Between your legs green fungus lies
And maggots crawl up your bu*t
Before I scale those scabby thighs
And lick those festered ti*s
I'll drink a gallon of buzzard pi*s
And die of the jizzling sh*ts.

Seen at The Log Cabin Pub in Spences Bridge. (Thompson River)

"Kingfishers Blow Dead Bears!"

This is off the path here but here ya go:
Two guys out fishing one guy asks his buddy how he catches all the fish when they go fishing, He says to his partner first thing I do when I wake up on a fishing day is look to see what side muy wife is laying on, if she is laying on her left side I fish of the left side of the boat, if she is laying on her right side I fish off the right side of the boat. The first guy asks so what if she is laying on her back, he replies I stay home.

This came from a portapotty in Port Angeles above a urinal:

"The sink is too low and the soap doesn't work."

I still don't get the 4b thing .

~ Dr Pepper

Cowlitz river bathroom
Here I sit all broken hearted Try to sh&t but only farted, then one day I took a chance tryed to fart and sh&t my pant.
Man that boys shaken like a dog sh%tin razor blades.

Two b OR NOT two b
2B-2B

From the crapper at the truckstop in Biggs, Ore.

Here I sit in all this vapor, took a crap and found no paper, I wonder how long I'll sit and linger before I have to use my finger?

flush twice, it`s a long way to my office, the plant manager.

From a resteraunt bathroom near where we duck hunt:

Here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to a Washington State Trooper......

4SALT- that deal about Brazil got huge reviews at work this week... told it once and heard it 6 times:)

From the wall in a crapper at NATTC Millington Tenesee,
"THOSE WITH SHORT STACKS, AND/OR LOW MANIFOLD PRESSURE, TAXI UP CLOSE".
This was over 20 years ago.
GRUMPY

I copied this one of an Olympia crapper wall:

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands
the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," she says, "Divorce attorney."
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That guy must of had a necessary long sit and/or gone thru a nasty divorce, ay?

Great way to end this thread RT.

That is one hell of a long novel to be written on the wall of a bathroom! Geez.

Oh and thanks to all the rest of ya for your 'contributions' to this thread. Got many a laugh out of them.