I thought you put the plug in !!!!!!!!!!!

the last thing you want to hear even off the river, hey bill, i know were on i 90, but how come were still back trolling, dk

"It's just a passing shower..."

Funny, that bilge pump should have kicked off by now.....

No, pass the island on the OTHER right side!

Heard this (no lie) on the Nooch a few years back and almost laughed my ass off. Just walked back to my cat after pulling my rig off the make shift ramp at crossover on the Nooch. Some guy in a brand new DB was starting to back down. His buddy was guiding him down that narrow launch while I watched (I was setting up my gear to take off). His boat went in and and started to sink, FAST. Buddy guiding had no idea it was sinking (and from response to happen I could tell this guy was on his first trip). The guy backing his boat says "Put the tie downs in the cab". His buddy yells "What tie downs?". The guys yells "Sh$t!" and his buddy yells "Did you put the plug in your driftboat?" The driver yells "It has a plug?". I was laughing so damned hard I almost leaked in my waders. The straps still on put the weight of trailer on boat, and no plug help suck it down quick. I saved a couple boxes that went overboard. I wonder if this guy posts on here??? It was a nice new Alumaweld guide model. Anyone want to admit to it or know who this might be? Too funny

And 1 time, at band camp...

"I've got to be home by 1:00"

"Can I use your cell phone to call my wife/girlfriend"

"I ate beans last night, and forgot my TP; do you have any" "im out too"

sniff sniff.. phew

Oh shiiii!t, it really felt like a dry fart.

dad why is there underwear hanging in that tree?

"Oh SH** the drop sinker just wrapped around the net and it won't come off!!!!!!!"
I'll let you guess what the fish did!

Grab the net, what net? I thought you packed the net.

How bout this one
Hey Rob watch your sidearm cast.i say it twice more and make a couple steps from the guy. What do ya know next cast, you hear the rod fly over your head and you get a hook right in the back of the neck

match in the gas tank boom boom....

Ya should have been here yesterday!!!!!

Neopreme makes me feel like I am back in the womb.

This is one you here from your buddies as you bust out of the tree line onto the river bank about 20 yards behind them.
Dude ya missed it, they were nude sun bathing and just put there tops back on.

..got any toilet paper with you? (voice behind the bushes)

Downriggin'

The sounds of Bardos heleocobopter!

Oooohhh, that's really gonna stink when it gets outta my waders.......

GOD DAMN BLANKETY BLEEP BLANKETY BLANKETY BLEEP BLEEP WORTHLESS CHEAP-ASS Vision Hooks!!!