#183145 - 01/24/03 12:09 PM
GENERAL and FEMALE INTERVIEWER
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 10/16/01
Posts: 199
Loc: Hoquiam/Newton
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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
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#183146 - 01/24/03 12:29 PM
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Returning Adult
Registered: 03/10/01
Posts: 302
Loc: seattle,wa
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i'd say she tried to go fishing and her boat sank.... semperfi
Robert
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#183148 - 01/24/03 12:47 PM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 02/28/02
Posts: 1189
Loc: Marine Area 13
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I think the wind just left her sail... Too good!
Downriggin'
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#183150 - 01/24/03 01:14 PM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13956
Loc: Mitulaville
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Funny, but it's not true and never happened. Try referencing www.snopes.com before posting false urban legends. If you do a search for "Reinwald" on the above site, you'll see that this is indeed false. Never happened. Sorry, but the baby kept me up all night and I'm in a pissy mood! Oh yeah, and if you are emailed some crap about a virus, do yourself a BIG favor and check this site to see if this supposed virus is real or fake. You'd be surprised at how people fall for fake virus warnings and end up deleting some important file on their computer because some random person emailed them and told them to do so! http://vil.nai.com/vil/
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#183151 - 01/24/03 02:49 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 614
Loc: Maple Valley, Wa.
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Heyyyyyy, maybe the line went dead because the General got kilt shortly after making that comment, and now they are trying to cover it up by claiming the interview never took place!!!
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#183152 - 01/24/03 02:59 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 3563
Loc: Gold Bar
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barnettm Good one 
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#183153 - 01/24/03 03:17 PM
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 10/16/01
Posts: 199
Loc: Hoquiam/Newton
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I never said it was true. Beings the interviewer's name and the radio station's name wasn't given I would have to say that it is a joke. I didn't post because I thought it to be true. I posted it cause I thought it was funny.
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#183154 - 01/24/03 04:10 PM
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10363
Loc: Olypen
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Who cares if it was actually stated? Doesn't seem to me to make it any less true or funny to me. Great Stuff My edit: I do think it is not OK to present "statements" as true, if the story is known to be fictitious. The story would have been just as funny presented as a joke.
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#183155 - 01/24/03 04:12 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 614
Loc: Maple Valley, Wa.
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Even the marines would hesitate before defaming the world's oldest profession.
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#183157 - 01/24/03 07:16 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
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Being a Gi for six years I 've got a little ribber for the jarheads: Q: How are Marines like bananna's?? A: They start out green, They turn yellow, and they die in bunches.... Whooooaaa Oh and Parker... I did go to that site and typed you handle in.... It came back with uptight crankya$$. So, I guess that must be true too???
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