It is I.......theMillionaire!
I have recently moved to Bellevue Washington from France, and am keenly interested in your american politics, and sport.
Tho of course in France the fishing is far superior, I am eager to learn if you have any edible species here in america for my butler and men at arms to net? I much prefer fox hunting which is a gentlemans sport but alas you silly americans with your inane laws have made that impossible till i return to my beloved France.

I very much like your president, whom you call Dubya. He has been very good for my business dealings here in america (mostly timber and small arms manufacturing, but I also own a couple vineyards...your american grapes are laughable but my workers try their best to simulate french standards of qualite.)
That business with the "freedom fries"? Encroyable! Diabloique! but nonetheless he is a bonne homme and an amis to a man like.......theMillionaire, whos concerns are of a nature globale. Vive le Dubya! Vive le France!

and encore, please allow me to introduce myself............theMillionaire. I must bid aduie for now as my Butler Jeebs has prepared a small repast for mon petit dejuener.

What, is it time for summer re-runs already?
I see from some of the other threads that many of us are un-able to recognize satire and sarcasam when it slaps them in the face.
How about a poll? Lets guess the REAL identity of our friend the Millionair. My vote goes to Krusty the Clown AKA Rory Bellows. Anyone else want to play?
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Sorry Grumpy--the fact that he claims to like Bush and is profitting from small arms sales is where the failed attempt at irony should have exposed him as someone from the left.

"Just keep telling them we're from France."

I assure you Monsuier Bellows that i profit in many ways from the Bush administration, the least of which is small arms sales and electronic missile guidance components. Mon ami Dubya has been very good for my timber concerns, as well as my off shore driling operations and child slave trade. My business in native steelheadskin caps and cowboy boots has gone thru the roof since we declassified all the native species and began colecting the spawnrs at the dams....Please do not accuse of me of being allied with these other scumdogs on the left who hate our freedom and demand that we abort our children upon conception. I am proud to stand firmly on the right with Jeebus and Monsiuier Dubya, for our way is the way of the bible and therefor the only troo possible way. And at long last i must now depart for now, as my manservant Jeebs has just finished shining my black hunting boots and i am off on safari.
Au Revoir mon amis!

Oh and please i must make one small request. When you mention my name it must be preceded by as many...........as possible. As if you are about to whisper something very important. K? Thanks.

So long for now..........................theMillionaire!

Yo. Millionaire
I see you are in Bellevue. Me to! What ya say ya come by the mustard seed and we can break some bread and Frog's legs, too.

< THIS IS HUMOR - THIS IS NOT A THREAT- NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY - MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS IF USED WITH EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BEER or wine >

ah, monsuier Gutz! at last a gentleman. I was beginning to think you american were all as rude and uncivilized as they say you are back in France. It would be a pleasure to dine with you sometime and frogs legs sound delightful. i trust the chef is french? You know you look familiar. I think I've seen you trolling for salmon out of Neah bay in a smalll boat...I was in my CIA engineered personal submarine made entirely out of late term aborted fetus skulls so you wouldnt have noticed me but Im pretty sure that was you....In any case.......theMillionmaire would be happy to dine with you. I will send Jeebs around with the car around sevenish?

There's a reason it's served outside.

I do not doubt Monsiuer Gutz's culinary capabilities for an instant, perhaps he received some french instruction at some point oui? His grande mamans potato salad is legendary even as far away as the caves of inland france! Oui Oui, huge chunks of pickles in there.
Our finest french chefs have been secretly working for years trying to immulate this recipe but alas our french pickles are just too tiny, we cannot compare to your enomrmous huge manly american pickles

...if there is one thing we french know its cuisine

more proof the french are yellower than their mustard.

do you have any grey poop on?

PLease Monsiuer Leau, your girly-man american moose-tard is as weak and flavorless as your american cheese. Or should i say "Idiot Cheese"? For if you can call french fries "freedom fries", than what else should american cheese be refered to as?

I have tasted better cheese from the nether regions of the camel of my good freidn and busines partneur Monsiuer O B. Laden.

Now that this thread is about something, I'll say: "Plochman's", the only mustard I use or need. Stone ground and with a bit of horseradish.

I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm kinda' alarmed that any of you are even attempting to engage the new dimbulb here. Haven't seen such a half-baked troll since the early internet days.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.

Tut tut Monsiuer Salmo G., rest assured that............theMillonaire is FULLY baked.

It is ok for you to be jealous of .........theMillionaire and his french mustard, I understand how that could be. Your american mustard lacks spice. It resembles and tastes like yellow paint mixed with a little wheat paste.

Now, run along and fix me a ham sandwich.

Must be nice to be so one dimensional.

Millionaire,

I hear the French raised the terror alert after the London bombing. It went from run to hide. If there are any more attacks they will have to raise it again to surrender and then collaborate and ultimately to the top level which is bend over.

Ah yes, your american color wheel of terror.
How we laugh when Monsieur Boosh says 'Rouge rouge!!!!, they are going to attack!"....then the american cattle moo and my stock in duct tape, plastic sheeting and yellow ribbon skyrockets! CEst Bon! We very much like your precious color wheel de terror!

France is funny !! laughing at France is fun and easy.. If I am in a low mood, I simply think of France and its all good again !! If I taste something bad I say " this crap tastes worse than France".. and everyone within earshot understands that it really must taste like crap.. but now its funny.. really funny.. like so damn funny you have to say it over and over ... France France France... good for a giggle any time !!! As far back as third grade France was hilarious !!! " There's a place in France where the women wear no pants but the men don't care cause they don't wear underwear "... see what I mean ??? Just mention the word "French" and I picture dogs sticking their tongues in each others mouths.. and I laugh and laugh.. hell.. I am laughing so hard right now that I'll have to end this complete line of B.S because ... well.... Its just so damn France

B-Run, you seem like a really nice guy and all, but..... Idaho making fun of France? I dunno...

Sounds kinda like that pot and kettle thingy.

France does not have Elk, Moose , Mule Deer Whitetail , All spicies of trout ,Salmon and Steelhead. Therefore France is useless.

Of course we have spicy trout monsiuer!
We have elk as well, perhaps you have heard of the Alps?
You have hairy Moose, we have chocolate Mouse.

not only that but we can bake a decent loaf of bread...something you americans are woefully inept at.

Yes we french have a good sense of humor...that is why we love your Jerry Lewis so much. He is tres drole!

Your Governess is french no? She has a french name...Gregoire! Vive la Gregoire! Vive....
.........theMilionaire!

And now a fond aduie as my butler Jeeves has readied my gill net and packed the picnic baskets for our river excursion, i must be off.

I don't know guys.. In Idaho we have fringe benifits not French benifits.. but we do have the world market on " French" fries cornered...ANYONE FIND IT ODD... That all types of people will tell you they are Irish, or German, or Italian... but when was the last time somebody said " I'm French !!!"

Anyone wanna buy a french car ??? How about some goose liver ground up into paste and served on a bed of grease for approx 30 bucks a serving.. Kinda makes yer mouth water don't it !!! I'm headed to Walmart to see if I can find anything to cure this hankerin I have for some France food now !!!

Actually, I think we need to work over Canada next.. those passive aggressive sneaks are behind the worlds problems and nobody realizes it... Hey wait a second here... Is not Canada half French ???

Hummmmm... I'll mull that one over for a few days and come to a conclusion and let you all know what we should do about it