Mon deiu! Such anger you have towards me and my countrymen Monsiuer LeRoi. How can you insult the amorous and loveable Pepe Le Pew in such a fashion? You americans truly are swine.....

I assure you our women are of the finest qualite and practice most strictly the regimentation de Hygene. I very much like your american girls, they have been very kind and gentile avec....................theMillionaire.

I wish you had not brought up WW2. We french were just preparing to kick some Nazi derrier when you americans butted in with your D-Day and GIjOsephs. We only let the germans occupy Paris to give them false confidence. When you see your grandfather tell him , thanks for nothing. No wait, actually tell him, thanks for voting for Dubya...cest tres bon for ......theMillionaire and mon tax Brackette.

Vive..........theMillionaire

Now, Jeeves, Osama, Monsiuer Bush and I are off to gillnet the Hoh. I hear the helicopter landing on the west lawn even now. Au revoir mon petite cochons!